- The professor pulled out a wallet-sized iron ore from his shoe after claiming to have visited a Brazillian iron mine over the weekend
- Then he pulled out some twigs from his bag and said he'd plucked them from a dying Sumatran rainforest.
- He subsequently tried to saw the twigs with a toy saw, but to no avail.
- He decided to use a more sophisticated cutting instrument (see picture below).
- He thought it'd be fun to cut someone's finger instead. He asked for volunteers while holding a bloodied hankie. No one was brave enough.
- He pulled out three lighted cigarettes from his shirt pocket and started smoking them.
I would like to work at One Raffles Quay one day. Huge lobbies, spanking new designer offices, plush carpeting, futuristic corridors, breathtaking view of the sea, unobstructed view of The Sail@Marina Bay (for the voyeurs), Lau Pa Sat just across the road, UBS, Deutsche, RBS, Barclays, Credit Suisse, ABN Amro (notice they're all non-US). Aaah...the epitome of class.