Friday, April 18, 2008

the drunkard

at this rate, i think i'll be able to club everyday, with spare cash for my golf clubs.

Prof Sundaram Janakiramanan actually smiled at me today. he SMILED. he's not too bad I guess. very much like a stern grandfather who seems to know what the whole world is about. like Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond (he's been dead for a year and a half, by the way).

i called the cops on an intoxicated idiot late last night. he was traumatizing the poor guards at 2am: ransacking the whole guardhouse, almost breaking the windows, flinging the dustbin around. he even frightened one guard who ran a whole circle around the guardhouse to escape his clutches.

note to self: strike only when you've gotten the iron red hot!

some thieves are real unlucky. there must be a god... (courtesy of Reuters)

"BERLIN (Reuters) - Three days after stealing a rare collection of coins, a thief in Germany took them to the bank for safe keeping -- and delivered them into the hands of the man he had robbed. "I don't think the thief was expecting that," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Dortmund on Tuesday. Soon after the thief made the deposit, a bank worker handling the coins recognized them as the set worth some 50,000 euros ($80,000) that had been stolen from his house. Police tracked down the 36-year-old suspect and arrested him, securing a haul of other stolen goods in the process."