the 10 things i dislike most

not in any particular order...

1. Automatic taps at shopping center restrooms that never seem to have working sensors and make you look like an idiot moving your hands all over hoping for water to flow.
2. Self-righteous jerks who think they're good enough to judge. Hope you get pantat cancer.
3. Intentionally hypocritical jerks who are alright with putting up an Oscar-winning act for the world to see.
4. The sound of fingernails scraping against dry paint.
5. People who take advantage of my (mildly) kind disposition.
6. MRT passengers who rush for the same seat as me.
7. Girls who think they're ALL THAT. Especially when they're not.
8. People who put the phone down on me
9. The prick who had the audacity to steal my phone in church during service 8 yrs ago
10. Unduly sensitive people.

Accounting module on a Monday morning is never a good idea. I started listing down examples of the Chinese professor's language deficiency to stay awake:

• Below ler line. (below the line)
  
• From lis wan. (from this one)
  
• Information is not nat accurate. (information is not that accurate)
  
• Exclute nem. (exclude them)
  
• What is neir net turnover? (what is their net turnover)
  
• There will be a lot of loises. (there will be a lot of noise)
• You cannot igerlore them. (you cannot ignore them)
  
• We should follow let. (we should follow that)
  
• Nananananana. (the the the the the the)
  
• Why do you sink this is necessary? (why do you think this is necessary?)
  
• See you legs week! (see you next week!)

and.. er.. finally:

• All the cunts. (all the accounts)